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synecdoche:

A woman who shaved her bikini area while driving caused a car crash in Florida Keys, prompting police to issue fresh warnings about safe driving, MyFox National reported Monday.

Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, crashed into another vehicle on Cudjoe Key after giving her ex-husband the wheel as she shaved her private parts.

Barnes was driving to meet her boyfriend in Key West and told authorities she wanted to be “ready for the visit,” WJZ.com reported.

wait, why was her ex-husband going with her to meet her boyfriend?

A+ for effort??? No really, you’re dumb. And, umm…ex-husband, ydi for not taking the wheel soon enough lmao.

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   LMFAO dude only in florida. I saw a women driving with both her feet out the window once…no idea what was on the gas...

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   hahahaha what a dumbass.

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    The world is soooo crazy…LOL….

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    This is so fucking funny:))

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    lmfao good question.

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    shit hahahahahahahahahahaha

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    LOL I don’t even feel bad for her.

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    this is gross lol

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    aghhh. not smart :/

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49. miapunya reblogged this from synecdoche and added:

    By boyfriend they probably mean demanding client and the ex-husband’s the pimp. That would make more sense…not.

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